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Cigarette: A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end & a fool at the other.
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Love affairs: Something like cricket where one-day international are more popular than a five-day test.
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Marriage: It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her master.
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Divorce: Future tense of marriage.
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Lecture: An art of transferring information from the notes of the lecturer to the note of the students without passing through "the minds of either".
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Conference: The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.
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Compromise: The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece.
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Tears: The hydraulic force by which masculine willpower is defeated by feminine water-power.
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Dictionary: A place where divorce comes before marriage.
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Conference Room: A place where everybody talks, nobody listens & everybody disagrees later on.
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Ecstasy: A feeling when you feel you are going to feel a feeling you have never felt before.
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Classic: Books, which people praise, but do not read.
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Smile: A curve that can set a lot of thins straight.
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Office: A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life.
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Yawn: The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth.
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Etc. A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do.
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Committee: Individual who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done together.
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Experience: The name men give to their mistakes.
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Atom Bomb: An invention to end all inventions.
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Philosopher: A Fool who torments himself during life, to be spoken of when dead.
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Diplomat: A person who tells you to go to hell in such a way that you actually look forward to the trip.
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Opportunist: A person who starts taking bath if he accidentally falls into a river.
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Optimist: A person who while falling from Eiffel Tower says in midway "See I am not injured yet".
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Pessimist: A person who says that O is the last letter in ZERO, instead of the first letter in world OPPORTUNITY.
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Miser: A person who lives poor so that he can die rich.
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Father: A banker provided by nature.
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Criminal: A guy no different from the rest...Except that he got caught.
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Boss: Someone who is early when you are late and when you are early.
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Politician: One who shakes your hand before elections and your confidence after?
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Doctor: A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you with his bills.
Mr. Gaurav Chauhan B.tech. in electronics
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