A Professor was explaining marketing concepts to the students                        

1. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: " I am very rich. Marry me!"- That's Direct Marketing

2. You are at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl. One of your friends goes up to her and pointing at you says: "He is very rich. Marry him."- that's Advertising      

3. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and get her telephone number. The next day, you call and say: Hi, I am very rich. Marry me. - That's Telemarketing

4. You are at a party and see gorgeous girl. You get up and straighten your tie, you walk up to her and pour her a drink, you open the door (of the car) for her, pick up her bag after she drops it, offer her ride and then say: By the way, I am rich. Will you marry me?" - That's Public Relations

5. You are at a party and see gorgeous girl. She walks up to you and says: You are very rich! Can you marry me?" - That's Brand Recognition 

6. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: I am very rich. Marry me!" She gives you a nice hard slap on your face.- That's Customer Feedback

7. you see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say:" I am very rich. Marry me!" and she introduces you to her husband.- That's Demand And Supply Gap

8. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and before you say anything; another person comes and tells her: "I am rich. Will you marry me?" and she goes with him- That's Competition eating into your market share

9. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and before you say:" I am rich, marry me!" your wife arrives. - That's restriction for entering new markets

Ms. Babita sharma                                               B.A.

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